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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
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Congressman Furious Peter Strzok Held Same Opinion of Trump Most People Have

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Republican Congressman Tom Thompaulsen is absolutely livid after watching the all-day,...
Arts & Entertainment

Nickelodeon Finally Reveals Secret Ingredient In Green Slime: Uncut Colombian Cocaine

LAKE BUENA VISTA, FLORIDA -- If you grew up in the 1980's or 1990's...
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House Republican Wants Congressional Inquiry Into Whether Hillary ‘Did a Benghazi’ On Trump Tower

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning a congressional Republican told reporters he planned to petition...
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GOP Congressman Demands Investigation Into Link Between Roy Moore And Benghazi

"Seriously, why the hell does Hillary Clinton skate on this?"
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Congressional Republican Cites Runaway Spending As Why Transgender And Poor Kids Should Suffer

One Republican in Congress has made an attempt to explain why his party made two huge moves that deeply impacted children this week.
Lifestyle

Oklahoma Republicans Consider Banning History

Oklahoma, where the anti-academics come sweeping down the plain.
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Man Who Still Believes Obama Is A Kenyan Socialist Dictator Ready For Democrats To ‘Get Over’ Trump

Clem O'Connell told his podcast audience over the weekend that people protesting Trump need to "get over it" like Republicans did with Obama.
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Republican State Rep: ‘Get Over It, Democrats, Like We Republicans Always Do!’ (VIDEO)

One Republican believes that Democrats have been far, far too whiny after Trump was elected, and he wants them to behave like Republicans.
Women's Rights

North Carolina Republican Proposes Genitalia Registration Service

A Republican in North Carolina has a new idea for transgender bathroom access.
MAGA News

Conservative Americans Wait Breathlessly for Word on Whether They Have to Stop Being Assholes Now

Does the federal government protecting gay marriage mean the end of an era for America's assholes?
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The Republican Case for a 20-Week Abortion Ban (VIDEO)

One Republican explains why his party believes a 20-week abortion ban is the most important thing on the country's plate today.
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Senate Republicans to White-Out Three-Fifths Compromise From Original Constitution

Not content to simply whitewash the Senate torture memo, are Senate Republicans really gearing up to make much bigger changes to the Constitution regarding slavery?
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Criminal Justice

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

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