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I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...
Criminal Justice

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
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Elon Musk Named TIME’s ‘Arrogant, Wealthy, Fuckface Dilettante Sociopath of the Year’

Today, TIME Magazine announced that billionaire Elon Musk would join a list of winners...
Economy

World Shocked to Discover Billionaire Just Entitled Sociopath Asshole

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Billionaire and Likely Cartoon Villain Elon Musk wanted his...
Business

Tesla Introduces Retro Line of Cars Featuring AM Radios

Reno, NV -- Tesla, Inc. is back in the news this week on the...
Business

Elon Musk Officially Trademarks ‘Elon Musk Offers to Buy And Then Delete’ Meme

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Billionaire tech guru and possible cartoon villain Elon Musk...
Science & Medicine

Musk’s Cannabis Accessory Company Working on Anti-Gravity Bong

SWILLY CORN VALLEY -- The Bong Company -- billionaire inventor Elon Musk's recently formed...
Tech

Elon Musk to Investors: “Christine” Was Inspiration Behind Tesla Auto Pilot Technology

PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA --  After dancing around multiple inquiries into Tesla’s “Auto Pilot” program...
Business

Elon Musk Threatens Tesla Board With Packing Up His Electric Cars And Rocketing Home

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- In recent weeks, the relationship between billionaire inventor Elon...
Tech

Elon Musk Offers To Buy And Then Delete Facebook

Earlier this week, Elon Musk made global headlines when he deleted the official SpaceX...
Business

Future SpaceX Projects Will Be Funded With Sales Of New Cologne: “Elon’s Musk”

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); This morning, billionaire entrepreneur and inventor Elon Musk watched another...

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Criminal Justice

I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...
Criminal Justice

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...

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