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Poll: 90% of Americans Support Inventing Time Travel to Convince Ted Cruz’s Mom to Be Pro-Choice
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Poll: 90% of Americans Support Inventing Time Travel to Convince Ted Cruz’s Mom to Be Pro-Choice

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March 9, 2021
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Dear President Joe: When Are You Going to Insult My Wife’s Looks, Sir?
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Dear President Joe: When Are You Going to Insult My Wife’s Looks, Sir?

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March 5, 2021
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Ted Cruz’s Ugly Wife Confirms Gender Neutral Potato Head and Her Husband Will Still Have Same Size Balls
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Ted Cruz’s Ugly Wife Confirms Gender Neutral Potato Head and Her Husband Will Still Have Same Size Balls

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February 25, 2021
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Josh Hawley Praises Capitol Police For Defending Him During Insurrection He Inspired
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Josh Hawley Praises Capitol Police For Defending Him During Insurrection He Inspired

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February 24, 2021
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Surgeon General Recommends Shitting on Ted Cruz Twice Daily
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Surgeon General Recommends Shitting on Ted Cruz Twice Daily

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February 22, 2021
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United Airlines Ending Its Frequent Fuckface Miles Program
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United Airlines Ending Its Frequent Fuckface Miles Program

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February 19, 2021
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Mexico Offers to Pay to Send Ted Cruz Back to Canada
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Mexico Offers to Pay to Send Ted Cruz Back to Canada

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February 18, 2021
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Single Term President Loses One More Vote Count and “Wins” Again
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Single Term President Loses One More Vote Count and “Wins” Again

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February 15, 2021
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Former President Says His Balls are ‘Really Bigly Missing’ Devin Nunes and Ted Cruz These Days
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Former President Says His Balls are ‘Really Bigly Missing’ Devin Nunes and Ted Cruz These Days

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February 8, 2021
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For the Sake of Bipartisanship, Biden Offers to Call Cruz’s Wife Ugly
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For the Sake of Bipartisanship, Biden Offers to Call Cruz’s Wife Ugly

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February 4, 2021
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