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Women's Rights
Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family
"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
May 1, 2024
Criminal Justice
I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity
Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
April 26, 2024
Criminal Justice
Josh Hawley Praises Capitol Police For Defending Him During Insurrection He Inspired
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, the U.S. Senate held its first hearings on the violent...
February 24, 2021
Science & Medicine
Surgeon General Recommends Shitting on Ted Cruz Twice Daily
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The acting Surgeon General of the United States has issued a...
February 22, 2021
Business
United Airlines Ending Its Frequent Fuckface Miles Program
United Airlines has announced that after careful consideration of the events of the past...
February 19, 2021
World News
Mexico Offers to Pay to Send Ted Cruz Back to Canada
MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- While residents of his home state of Texas struggle to...
February 18, 2021
MAGA News
Single Term President Loses One More Vote Count and “Wins” Again
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When it comes to losing vote counts, there is no bigger...
February 15, 2021
MAGA News
Former President Says His Balls are ‘Really Bigly Missing’ Devin Nunes and Ted Cruz These Days
LAKE DUMFUK, FLORIDA -- He hasn't even been out of power for a full...
February 8, 2021
U.S. Politics
For the Sake of Bipartisanship, Biden Offers to Call Cruz’s Wife Ugly
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden ran on a message of uniting the country....
February 4, 2021
Criminal Justice
Ted Cruz: “Maybe We Deserved to Be Insurrected.”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Ted Cruz (R-MAGAstan) played a key role in hyping up...
February 3, 2021
U.S. Politics
Man Finds Ted Cruz Drowning and Throws Him a Cement Life Preserver
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While it's not clear at this time exactly why Senator Ted...
January 27, 2021
Criminal Justice
Cruz: Senate Should Clear the Former President Because He’s a Private Citizen, Investigate Hunter Biden Instead
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- One thing is becoming increasingly clear -- most Senate Republicans are...
January 27, 2021
MAGA News
Hawley, Cruz, and Paul Leave GOP and Start the “Lost Cause Party”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the mid-19th century, the United States of America splintered, and...
January 26, 2021
MAGA News
Cruz: “An Impeachment Conviction After He’s Left Office Won’t Make My Wife Any Less Ugly”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Before he left office, the former President of the United States...
January 26, 2021
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Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family
"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
May 1, 2024
Criminal Justice
I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity
Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
April 26, 2024
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
