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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?
"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
May 8, 2024
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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops
"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
May 3, 2024
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Pat Robertson Blames Coronavirus on 2015 Supreme Court Gay Marriage Decision
VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- The United States Supreme Court ruled in favor of marriage...
April 4, 2020
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Wayne LaPierre: Obama Confiscated So Many Guns Americans Were Left Defenseless Against Coronavirus
FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA -- NRA CEO and Executive Vice-President Wayne LaPierre told various gun manufacturers...
April 4, 2020
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Trump Says Signing Coronavirus Stimulus Makes Him ‘Pretty Much Really As Heroic As Doctors and Nurses’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When President Trump signed the massive $2 trillion coronavirus relief stimulus...
April 4, 2020
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Confused Health Guru Contracts COVID-19 Despite Using His Best Turmeric Chakra Cleanse
KARMA VALLEY, OREGON -- 53-year-old self-described "health guru" Pat Kinnerson just got a confirmed,...
April 3, 2020
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Kellyanne Conway: “The Trump Economy Can Easily Handle 6.6 Million Americans Filing for Alternative Employment”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, President Donald Trump tried to brace the nation for what...
April 2, 2020
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Jesus Sees Image of Potato Chip in Bathroom Mirror
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- This weekend, Jesus Hubert Christ, son of Trinity, Inc's...
April 1, 2020
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Trump: “What Was I Supposed To Do? Golf, Defend Myself From Impeachment, AND Keep An Eye On The Pandemic?”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An angry President Trump once again lashed out at congressional Democrats...
April 1, 2020
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Local Couple: Sex Was Really Good Until Husband Got Involved
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March 31, 2020
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Jesus Christ: “Dude, What The Fuck’s Up With The MyPillow Guy?”
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- This week, Jesus Hubert Christ was overheard talking to...
March 31, 2020
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Trump Blames Democrats for Impeaching Him Instead of Coronavirus
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump and his most vocal supporters in the media...
March 31, 2020
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Coronavirus Update: Trump Officially Moves Easter to June 5th
WASHINGTON, D.C -- This weekend, President Donald J. Trump extended the federal stay-at-home guidelines...
March 30, 2020
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CDC Suggests Chronic Masturbators Replace Regular Lube With Hand Sanitizer
ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- Doctors with the Centers for Disease Control issued new guidance this...
March 28, 2020
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