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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
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House Republican Wants Congressional Inquiry Into Whether Hillary ‘Did a Benghazi’ On Trump Tower

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning a congressional Republican told reporters he planned to petition...

Trumper Burns NFL Gear Worth 10 Years of Blue State Supported Welfare Protesting First Amendment

This NFL fan happens to also be an America lovin', gun totin', good, clean, ammo hoarding patriot, and he's sick of people who aren't.

His Anti-Government, Pro-Gun Rhetoric Aside, This Man Condemns ‘Libtard Violence’ of VA Shooting

HOBART, ARKANSAS -- As a member of the First Arkansas Backyard Commando Militia, Clem...

Racist Woman Is Tired Of Being Called Racist For Supporting A Racist For President

A racist woman is really upset at being called a racist for being a racist.

Court Rules Ted Cruz is a Citizen, But Not a Member of the Human Race

A court has declared Ted Cruz a citizen, but not a human one.

5 Reasons I’m Pretty Sure Ted Cruz’s Dick Smells Like Fried Snack Pies

I'm pretty sure Ted Cruz has a thing for fried pies. A gross thing.

Marco Rubio: I Would Bomb More Children Than Cruz

Marco Rubio tells a rally crowd he'd bomb way more kids than Ted Cruz.

Trump Surrogate: Let’s Put the Refugees in Our FEMA Camps!

One Republican is defending another who suggested rounding up Syrian refugees. Where have we heard that before?

Marco Rubio: Syrian Refugees Can Wear Special Patches to ‘Help Spot Them in a Crowd Better’

Does Marco Rubio think asking Syrian refugees to wear special patches will help national security?

Ben Carson: I Used To Be a Violent Jerk, Now I’m Just a Stupid One!

Ben Carson wants to remind everyone he's more dumb than violent now.

On His First Day as Speaker, Paul Ryan Has Promised To Do These Three Things

Paul Ryan sent his caucus a bullet-pointed list of three things he will get done in the first 24 hours he is Speaker of the House.

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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...