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I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...
Criminal Justice

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
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U.S. Politics

GOP Worried That Morons They Courted For Eight Years Could Cost Them Election

The establishment wing of the GOP is shaking in their boots over the people who support Carson and Trump.
U.S. Politics

Rand Paul Found Huddled in Corner, Muttering ‘Audit the Fed’ Over and Over

The bottom rung 2016 candidate may be cracking up.
MAGA News

Republicans Worried Wrong A-Hole Is Fronting Their A-Hole Policies

Are Republicans freaking out about the wrong a-hole representing their a-hole policies?
Economy

Man Who Takes 36% Of Year Off Thinks Some Americans Don’t Work Hard Enough

Rand Paul is pretty sure if you're poorer than others it's because you don't work hard enough.
U.S. Politics

Marco Rubio: “My Economic Plan is Called ‘Do As I Say, Not As I do'”

Marco Rubio's embarrassing New York Times article may have given birth to his economic vision.
U.S. Politics

Rick Perry Gets In Line Expecting Sandwich, Winds-Up Running for President Too

Rick Perry was just looking for a bite to eat, but he decided to run for president while he was at it.
U.S. Politics

Ted Cruz: ‘I’m Running for President of Opposite America!’

Ted Cruz isn't running for President of the United States of America. Which country is he running to lead then?
Videos

5 Reasons Rand Paul Will Totally Be President One Day (VIDEO)

Here are 5 reasons Randy might as well start practicing the oath of office right now.

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Criminal Justice

I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

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Criminal Justice

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Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

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