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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State
"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...
July 10, 2024
Arts & Entertainment
Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme
The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
July 3, 2024
Science & Medicine
5 Signs You’re Oppressed and Not Just Being Asked to Skip Sunbathing So Humanity Survives a Pandemic
As the nation, and indeed the planet, attempts to grapple with how to recover...
May 6, 2020
Food and Dining
Local Militia Group Preparing to Liberate Chick-Fil-A Dining Room From Coronavirus Lockdown
SISTER BANGER, KENTUCKY -- They don't know exactly when, but the members of Kentucky's...
May 4, 2020
Science & Medicine
Protesters Demand Right to Congregate During Zombie Outbreak
ROMERO, MICHIGAN -- A group of about three hundred took to their local city...
April 28, 2020
Economy
Historians Unearth Draft of Famous Patrick Henry ‘Give Me Retail Shopping and Give Me Death’ Speech
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Researchers at the National Academy of History and Past Events announced...
April 20, 2020
Business
Local Idiots Demand Right to Die for Retail Commerce
DUMBERG, OHIO -- The village idiots of a town in Ohio stormed their town's...
April 17, 2020
Science & Medicine
Local Cannibal Experiencing COVID-19 Panic
LAKE MANGEUR D'HOMME, MINNESOTA -- Terry Homocomedenti wasn't really too nervous about the novel...
March 25, 2020
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President Trump Grateful Coronavirus Self-Quarantine Doesn’t Preclude Him From ‘Intimate Times’ With The Ones He Loves
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump told Americans watching a Fox News town hall on...
March 24, 2020
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CDC Suggests ‘Electoral Distancing’ From Trump Administration
ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- Over the past week and a half, Americans were introduced to...
March 20, 2020
Science & Medicine
7 Fun Ways to Avoid Selling Your Kids to the Circus During Their School’s Coronavirus Quarantine
All across the country, schools are closing down in order to slow the rate...
March 17, 2020
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Poll: 70% of Americans Believe Trump Should Self-Quarantine in Hole Six Feet Underground
The results of a new poll, released just today, indicate that seven out of...
March 14, 2020
Science & Medicine
Man Buys All of Store’s Toilet Paper and Canned Chili to Survive Coronavirus Quarantine
MIERDALIQUIDA VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- A grocery store on Main Street has reported that one...
March 10, 2020
Science & Medicine
Quarantined Cruise Passenger Says Ship Talent Show ‘Far Worse’ Than Coronavirus Outbreak
ST. FRANK, CALIFORNIA -- When she boarded the Queen's Line cruise liner in Hawaii,...
March 7, 2020
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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State
"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...
July 10, 2024
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Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme
The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
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God Told Me Oklahoma Kids Will Be ‘Stupid as Fuck’ After the Bible is Taught in Schools
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