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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?
"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
May 8, 2024
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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops
"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
May 3, 2024
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Autopsy Shows Babbitt Died of Fuckedaroundandfoundoutitis
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, the coroner in charge of overseeing hopeful domestic terrorist...
August 30, 2021
Science & Medicine
FDA Approves New Drug for Patriots Suffering from Insurrectile Dysfunction
Did you recently storm the capitol, vandalize it, harass the police, and act like...
January 7, 2021
U.S. Politics
Mike Pence Will Certify Biden’s Win, But Not Take Trump’s Dong Out of His Mouth First
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This might the toughest spot Mike Pence has found himself in...
January 6, 2021
U.S. Politics
Cruz Warns Democrats Might Try to Steal Future Elections With More Votes than Republicans
This story was first published by our sister publication, The Pastiche Post, and is reprinted...
January 4, 2021
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Trump Sues Trump Campaign for Losing
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the course of his single term as president, Donald Trump...
December 10, 2020
U.S. Politics
5 Ways Donald Trump Can Still Win The Election
The 2020 election came and went. At times, it seemed like we were all...
December 7, 2020
U.S. Politics
On Biden’s Inauguration Day, Trump Plans to Fill Air Force One With Supporters and Fly to Guyana
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- On January 20th, 2021, at 12:00pm ET, President-elect Joe Biden will...
December 7, 2020
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Can’t Follow Trump’s Legal Arguments? Try Smoking This Drug.
The 2020 presidential election was held almost three weeks ago, and the result has...
November 23, 2020
U.S. Politics
Trump Campaign Legal Team Scouring Constitution for ‘Stamping Feet and Holding Breath’ Clause
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The days are growing shorter, and Donald Trump's legal team is...
November 20, 2020
U.S. Politics
Biden Legally Changes Middle Name to “Fuck Trump”
HAWKEYE, DELAWARE -- Today, President-elect Joe Biden did what his transition team is calling...
November 12, 2020
Conservative Media
James O’Queef Claims to Have Eyewitness Who Saw 3.2 Trillion Trump Votes Launched Into Space
FUKWHIT, NEW YORK -- James O'Queef III and his Project Bullshitas have been attempting...
November 11, 2020
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75 Million Americans Wipe and Flush
It took a few days. It took counting millions of mail-in ballots under the...
November 7, 2020
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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?
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