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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...

A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
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Trump Will Ask Congress For Law Mandating He Gets To Take It All With Him

It may easier to thread the eye of the needle than for him to get into heaven, but Trump wants to get his riches through that eye too.

Rich Guy Buying An Election Explains Why $38k/Day For Sanders’ Secret Service Is Outrageous

If you thought buying off an election was the worst thing ever, you're wrong as hell!

Billionaire Pats Money Pile Gently, Reading Super Tuesday Results

Super Tuesday's results gave one billionaire reason to cheer.

“Why I’m Not Running for President in 2016 After All” by Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney explains his decision to not run for president.

LEAKED VIDEO: RNC’s “Welcome to Republican America” (VIDEO)

Republican America is a scary place, and we have your exclusive first glimpse at it.

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"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...

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