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A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
Criminal Justice

I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...
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Last Remaining Oregon Militia Squatter Ceremoniously Eats Final Chocodile

As the Oregon militia standoff comes to a close, the last remaining brave squatter carries out his final mission.
Pew Pew!

Last Twix in Breast Pocket Stops Bullet, Saves Oregon Militia Squatter’s Life

During the arrest of its leader, another member of the Oregon militia was struck by a stray bullet.
MAGA News

Nation Tries to Muster All Its “Give a Fuck” About Dead Oregon Militia Squatter

Oregon Militia Squatter LaVoy Finicum is dead. But does anyone care?
Pew Pew!

Oregon Militia Squatter Awarded Silver Cross For Beer Run

Another award for bravery has been given to a member of the Oregon Militia.
Criminal Justice

President Obama to Personally Fly Drone Over Site of Bundy’s Rebellion

White House aides are saying the Oregon standoff may force the president to take decisive action.
The Democrats

President Obama Declares ‘Mission Accomplished’ In Jade Helm Operation

Over the weekend, President Obama declared victory in the Jade Helm operation.

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U.S. Politics

A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
Criminal Justice

I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...
Criminal Justice

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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...

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