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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...
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Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
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Hawley Proposes Banning Kids from Social Media Until They’ve Dated Matt Gaetz

Sen. Josh Hawley (Q-MO), who is the current record holder in the 200-yard dash...
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Matt Gaetz to Personally Collect Florida’s Student Athlete Menstrual Data

The State of Florida is set to begin collecting menstrual data from its high...
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Hawley Signals Support for Gaetz and Boebert Stopping Peaceful Transfer of Power to McCarthy

On his way into pretending to work in the U.S. Senate today, Senator Josh...
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Gaetz Wants House Republicans to Make Trump’s Balls Next Speaker

Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) is working hard behind the scenes to convince his fellow...
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Op-Ed: Give Me Hunter Biden’s Dick Pics or Give Me Death!

  The following editorial was submitted to this outlet by Dustin Pewpsin, a self-described "alpha...
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DeSantis Puts Gaetz in Charge of Florida’s Sex Education

In Florida, educators are going to have to start asking Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q)...
Women's Rights

Florida’s New 15-Week Abortion Ban Really Opens Up Matt Gaetz’ Dating Prospects

On Thursday, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (Q) helped his state join other Republican-controlled legislatures...
Business

Matt Gaetz and Roy Moore Are Opening a Grooming Business That Won’t Cater to Pets

Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) is teaming up with former Alabama Supreme Court Justice and...
Criminal Justice

Gaetz Was ‘Really Hoping’ House Would Decriminalize Weed and Sex Trafficking Minors

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last week, in a historic, but almost entirely party line vote,...
Lifestyle

Matt Gaetz is Boycotting Disney and Will Take His Prom Date to SeaWorld Instead

This week, Florida's governor signed a controversial law onto the books that bars discussions...
U.S. Politics

Senator Asks Judge Jackson If She’d Give Matt Gaetz a Lighter Sentence

Over the last two days, Federal Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson has been subjected to...
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Matt Gaetz Worried He’ll Have to Leave Florida if “Don’t Say Gay Bill” is an Anti-Grooming Law

Friends and associates of Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) -- both of them -- have...
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Religion

Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...
Arts & Entertainment

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
Lifestyle

God Told Me Oklahoma Kids Will Be ‘Stupid as Fuck’ After the Bible is Taught in Schools

"...do they really think it covers me in glory to have a bunch of...
U.S. Politics

Someone Accidentally Sent Me a Copy of The Biden/Trump Debate Questions

Don't ask me how it happened, but it would appear that someone at CNN...

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