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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity
Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
April 26, 2024
Tech
You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
Lifestyle
Greene Decries ‘Cancel Culture and Fascism’ as She Chucks a Copy of “Maus” Into the Bonfire
INCESTLAND, GEORGIA -- Recently, a school board in Texas gained notoriety when it ordered...
February 3, 2022
Food and Dining
Brave, Maskless Patriot Would Rather Be Arrested Than Leave McDonald’s Without His McNuggets
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- At the time of publication, right-wing podcaster and self-described...
December 17, 2021
Science & Medicine
Anti-Condom Protesters Storm Porn Set and Demand Actor Be Allowed to Raw Dog Co-Stars
SLAM FERNANDO VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- A group of angry protesters, insisting they were there...
October 26, 2021
Science & Medicine
Are You Selfish or Just a Puss-Weed For Not Getting Vaccinated or Wearing a Mask?
It's a question as old as time itself. Well, it's as old as how...
September 24, 2021
Science & Medicine
New Policy Lets DeSantis Punch Kids in the Mouth for Wearing a Mask
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDUH -- A new policy instituted by Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q-FL) allows him...
September 13, 2021
Science & Medicine
Local Moron Sees Inconvenience as Tyranny
LAKE SKIPPY, TENNESSEE -- Jack "Dipshit" McPhuckphace is known throughout his sleepy town as...
August 27, 2021
Science & Medicine
Greene: Car Seat Laws are ‘Tyranny’ and Parents Should ‘Resist’ Them
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Cloven-footed freshman Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) told a group of...
August 9, 2021
Science & Medicine
Pro-Life Republican Against Life Saving Vaccines and Masks
IDIOTSBERG, TENNESSEE -- Sam Bedford has been what he calls a "rock-ribbed, dyed-in-the-wool, Constitutional...
July 30, 2021
History
Greene Vows to Use Secret Jewish Space Laser to Destroy Pelosi’s ‘Anti-Semitic Holocaust Masks’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, Freshman Qongresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia threatened to...
May 24, 2021
Science & Medicine
Darwin Institute Encourages MAGA to Refuse Vaccine and Masks
"The Darwin Institute has always been committed to supporting any endeavor to prove evolution...
May 17, 2021
Conservative Media
Son Called CPS Because Parents Were Watching Tucker Carlson
This week, sister publication The Political Garbage Chute reported on quite a noteworthy event. In a...
April 29, 2021
Conservative Media
Boy Calls Child Protective Services After Catching Parents Watching Tucker Carlson
SMITHVILLE, GEORGIA -- Two parents are in custody, and authorities in their small Georgia...
April 27, 2021
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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity
Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
April 26, 2024
Tech
You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
April 24, 2024
Arts & Entertainment
A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me
Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....
April 19, 2024
Criminal Justice
Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials
"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
April 17, 2024