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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?
"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...
May 17, 2024
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A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden
"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
May 15, 2024
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Eric Trump Tells Fox News 95% of Unicorn Breeders Support His Father
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- In an interview on Fox News, President Donald Trump's...
July 18, 2019
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For Some Unknown Reason, This Canadian Immigrant Hasn’t Felt Threatened by Any of Trump’s Rhetoric
RIO DE LA GUEROS, CALIFORNIA -- Technically, 35 year old Susan Reedy is an...
July 17, 2019
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Barack Obama Explains Why His Labor Secretary Didn’t Step Down Over Coddling a Rich Pedophile
A SECRET SOCIALIST SHARIA BUNKER, SOMEWHERE IN AMERICA -- Today, President Donald Trump's labor...
July 12, 2019
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Rapinoe Will Visit Hillary Clinton’s House Instead of the White House
LYON, FRANCE -- Recently, a report from our sister publication, Satirical Facts reported about...
July 11, 2019
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Trump 2020 Ad Uses Stock Footage of 1930’s Germans to Represent MAGA Supporters
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump 2020 Campaign admitted today that they resorted to using...
July 10, 2019
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Trump Blames 4th of July Rain on ‘Bob Mueller’s Team of Angry Democrats’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, President Donald Trump got his wish and the nation's capital...
July 5, 2019
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White House Drama: Eric Tells Ivanka ‘You Might Sleep With Dad, But You’re Not My Mom!’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Word out of the president's residence is that tempers are flaring...
June 20, 2019
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Lindsey Graham ‘Warming Up’ To Taste Of Trump’s Rectum
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Throughout the 2016 presidential election season, Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) was...
June 13, 2019
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Tennessee State House Passes Law Banning Abortion If Your Mother Was Ever Pregnant
SOEUR PLAISIR VALLEY, TENNESSEE -- Republicans in the Volunteer state have passed a bill...
June 10, 2019
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McConnell Confident Trump Can Fit It All In There
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At a hastily convened press conference this afternoon, Senate Majority Leader...
June 8, 2019
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House Republican: Mueller Report ‘Extremely Biased’ Because It Doesn’t Mention Benghazi or Crooked Killary
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Mark Meadows (R-NC) is one of President Donald Trump's strongest...
June 7, 2019
Conservative Media
After 14 Hours in the UK Without Fox News, President Convinced Donald Trump Is Danger to America
LONDONTOWNSHIPSHIRE, ENGLANDVILLE KINGDOM -- Upon arriving in the United Kingdom for a three day...
June 3, 2019
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