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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...

A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
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Hellraiser Holiday Starbucks Cup Sends Area Woman to Hell

Sparks, NV -- 31-year-old Dawn Qualls found herself in the torturous and fiery pits...

Richard Nixon Experiencing Crazy Case Of Deja Vu

LAKE OF FIRE, ETERNITY -- From deep within the bowels of Hell, a deep,...

Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse ‘Really Looking Forward’ To Leading Trump Inaugural Parade

President-Elect Donald J. Trump has gotten confirmation that a very famous equestrian team will be leading the way down the streets of D.C.

Learning Of Phyllis Schlafly’s Death, Satan Attempts To Turn On Hell’s “No Vacancy” Sign

Not even Satan wants to deal with Phyllis Schlafly.

Ted Cruz Says Satan Is a Democrat, Satan Says Ted Cruz is a Demonic C**t

Ted Cruz gets a verbal smackdown from the Devil.

Satan: ‘Huckabee Is One Evil F**k’

When The Chief Sin Officer of Hell thinks Huckabee is gross, maybe there's something to that.

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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...

A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...

I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....