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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?
"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...
May 17, 2024
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A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden
"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
May 15, 2024
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Hellraiser Holiday Starbucks Cup Sends Area Woman to Hell
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December 19, 2018
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Richard Nixon Experiencing Crazy Case Of Deja Vu
LAKE OF FIRE, ETERNITY -- From deep within the bowels of Hell, a deep,...
April 13, 2018
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Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse ‘Really Looking Forward’ To Leading Trump Inaugural Parade
President-Elect Donald J. Trump has gotten confirmation that a very famous equestrian team will be leading the way down the streets of D.C.
January 19, 2017
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Learning Of Phyllis Schlafly’s Death, Satan Attempts To Turn On Hell’s “No Vacancy” Sign
Not even Satan wants to deal with Phyllis Schlafly.
September 6, 2016
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Ted Cruz Says Satan Is a Democrat, Satan Says Ted Cruz is a Demonic C**t
Ted Cruz gets a verbal smackdown from the Devil.
December 1, 2015
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Satan: ‘Huckabee Is One Evil F**k’
When The Chief Sin Officer of Hell thinks Huckabee is gross, maybe there's something to that.
August 17, 2015
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