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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?
"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...
May 17, 2024
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A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden
"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
May 15, 2024
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Trump Supporter Tired of Her Husband Klansplaining Everything to Her
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster Jethro Bohiggins and his wife/cousin/sister Janine are...
June 17, 2020
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Ron Perlman Offers to Cast Ted Cruz In “Go To Hell, Boy”
HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- Actor Ron Perlman has reportedly reached out to a Republican senator...
June 16, 2020
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Mike Pence: “If You Close Your Eyes to Pray, The COVID Goes Away”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Vice President Mike Pence told the American people today that if...
June 16, 2020
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Trump Bans Ramps, Gentle Declines, Hills, and Slopes
President Donald trump has officially decreed that the United States of America will "no longer have any purple mountains majesty or even greenish little hills."
June 15, 2020
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Trump to Rename Military Bases After Hitler, Mussolini, and Hirohito
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Protests over the killing of George Floyd, an unarmed black suspect...
June 11, 2020
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Big Tech Censorship? Pictures of Trump’s Neck Getting Removed from Facebook
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Representatives from the two largest social media platforms in...
June 10, 2020
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George Floyd Looks Down From Heaven on May Jobs Report and Still Wishes Four Cops Hadn’t Murdered Him
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- While his country is still reeling from the COVID-19...
June 5, 2020
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Trump Threatens to Throw His Bone Spurs at Mattis
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's a feud perhaps no one on the Hill thought would...
June 4, 2020
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Whiny Cunt Won’t Stop Complaining About Social Media on Social Media
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- He doesn't have to tweet. There is no clause in the...
May 29, 2020
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Trump Signs Executive Order Demanding Facebook and Twitter Make Him Look Attractive and Competent
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump proved his small-government, traditionally conservative values today when...
May 28, 2020
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Trump Demands Twitter Give Alternative Fact-Checks to Democrat Tweets
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump is not pleased at all that Twitter slapped...
May 27, 2020
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FDA Warns of Newly Discovered Hydroxychloroquine Side-Effect: Permanent Butthole Mouth
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though it's unclear whether it's true or not, this week President...
May 19, 2020
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