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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...

A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
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Betsy DeVos Devastated by ‘All the French Neutered Danes’ in Denmark

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Donald Trump ordered that Education Secretary Betsy DeVos be...

French Authorities Find Charred Bible Signed by Trump in Notre Dame Cathedral

VILLE OÙ LES FEMMES DANSENT NUES, FRANCE, FRANCE -- Firefighters battling the blaze that...

French Authorities Find Charred Bible Signed by Trump in Notre Dame Cathedral

VILLE DE OÙ LES DAMES NUES DANSENT, FRANCE -- Fire investigators looking into what...

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Watches Emotionally as Childhood Belfry Goes Up In Flames

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While scholars and historians mourn the irreparable damage done to centuries...

Barr Says No Evidence of Fire in Notre Dame Cathedral

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Authorities in Paris have not determined a cause of the fire...

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Watches Emotionally as Childhood Belfry Goes Up In Flames

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While scholars and historians mourn the irreparable damage done to centuries...

Pat Robertson Blames California Wildfires On State Not Picking Trump In 2016

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- While multiple wildfires engulf parts of California, world famous televangelist...

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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

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"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...

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