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I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...
Criminal Justice

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
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The Democrats

Kyrsten Sinema Fondly Remembers Duping Arizona Voters Into Believing She’s a Democrat

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When Kyrsten Sinema was chosen by Arizona voters to replace the...
The Democrats

Manchin Joins The Might-As-Well-Be-A-Republican Party

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, Senator Joe Manchin filed official paperwork, and left the...
U.S. Politics

McConnell Blasts Dems for Wanting to Change the Filibuster ‘Like That A-Hole McConnell Changed the Filibuster’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With control of the Senate resting a knife's edge of a...
U.S. Politics

McConnell Blasts Senate Dems for Considering Change to Rules He Never Followed Anyway

"How dare they use power like I would use it?"
U.S. Politics

McConnell Implores Schumer Not to Wield Power Unapologetically Like He Does

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For the last decade or so, Mitch McConnell ran the Senate....
U.S. Politics

Rand Paul to Filibuster Bubba Wallace’s Last Lap

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Rand Paul (R-The Kremlin) has announced that he plans to...
MAGA News

Neil Gorsuch Promises To Interpret The Constitution ‘Fairly, For Corporate Citizens, Big and Small’

Newly minted Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch told reporters he's going to interpret laws in ways the look out for big and little corporate guys.
U.S. Politics

Merrick Garland Sends Neil Gorsuch Card Congratulating Him On Being Filibustered for the Supreme Court

Merrick Garland saw the filibuster of Neil Gorsuch as a milestone worthy of congratulations, and he sent the man who could get his seat a card.
Videos

5 Things Mitch McConnell Will Do His First Day as Senate Majority Leader (VIDEO)

If ol' Mitch becomes the Majority Leader in 2015, what will his first day be like? Watch and find out!

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Criminal Justice

I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...
Criminal Justice

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...

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