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I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...
Criminal Justice

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
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The Democrats

Moderate Democrat Worried She’ll Have to Vote for Candidate Who Supports Policies She Says She Cares About Too

MT. FECKLESS, ILLINOIS -- 43 year old Suzie Susanton is a lifelong registered Democrat....
U.S. Politics

DNC: “We’re Not Taking Any Sides Except Against Candidates We Don’t Want You to Want”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Democratic National Committee released a statement today, perhaps in an...
U.S. Politics

Dear Grandpa and Mom: When Are You Two Going to Stop Fighting?

The following is an open letter submitted to this publication anonymously. We are reprinting...
U.S. Politics

POLL: Most Americans Hope Sanders and Warren Fans Remember How God Awful Trump Is

A new poll released this morning shows that the overwhelming majority of Americans aren't...
Economy

Projections Show U.S. Could Fund Medicare For All For 400 Years Charging $1 To Punch Mitch McConnell In the Face

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The idea of "Medicare for All" -- expanding the United States'...
The Democrats

2020 Democratic Contender Hopes She’s as Likable as Rage-Tweeting Racist, White Collar Crook She’d Be Facing

GOLD HILLS, CALIFORNIA -- Maybe you haven't heard of Cheryl Tulipson yet, but she...
MAGA News

John Barron, David Dennison, and Trump’s Tax Lawyer Issue Joint Statement: Liz Warren Is A Fraud

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump's tax attorney has joined together with Mr. John...
MAGA News

Trump Releases DNA Test Showing He’s 99.9% Diarrhea and Racism

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Just hours after Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) released results of a...
Lifestyle

Warren Agrees to DNA Test on Condition of Trump Spelling Test

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The heated, bitter war of words between Senator Liz Warren and...
U.S. Politics

Man On The Street: ‘Curt Schilling The PITCHAH Wants To Be My Senator? Fak That.’

One man's view of Curt Schilling challenging Liz Warren's Senate seat.
U.S. Politics

Republican Horrified By Lack Of Dystopian Rhetoric In DNC Speeches

One Republican's issue with the 2016 DNC Speeches.
World News

Benjamin Netanyahu’s (Paraphrased) Congressional Speech

If you missed or skipped Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's congressional address, we've paraphrased it for you here.

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Criminal Justice

I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...
Criminal Justice

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...

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