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I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels
"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...
May 10, 2024
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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?
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May 8, 2024
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Cruz Warns ‘Democrats Might Be Allowed to Count Every Vote’ if For the People Act Passes
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Republicans are quite nervous as a group about the For...
May 11, 2021
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The Time Someone Bought an Election With Bottles of Water
Maybe Republicans have a reason to be suspicious of people getting bottled water while waiting in line to vote.
March 29, 2021
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GA Republicans Propose Segregated Voting Booths
ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- Republicans in the State of Georgia are not quite yet done...
March 26, 2021
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Republicans Race to Make Democrat Voting Illegal by 2024
How does a dying party stay relevant? Make it impossible for the other side to win, no matter how many votes they get.
March 3, 2021
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Heartbroken Trump Boys Think They Have to Call Joe Biden “Daddy” Now
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- When or if President Donald Trump acknowledges his stinging,...
December 2, 2020
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A Handy Guide for Determining How Many of the Votes to Count in a Close Election
Democracy, so confusing, am I right? There are so many intricate levels to running...
November 5, 2020
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Trump Says North Carolina Republicans Should Vote Every Day Between Now and Election
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It is illegal for anyone to attempt to cast more than...
September 4, 2020
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CDC Suggests ‘Electoral Distancing’ From Trump Administration
ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- Over the past week and a half, Americans were introduced to...
March 20, 2020
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Man: “You’re Voting for the Wrong Person You Fucking Idiot”
The following is an editorial opinion piece written by Dick Whistler, a local man...
March 3, 2020
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Trump: Putin Likes Watching Him Collude With Other Foreign Leaders
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Toadstool Phallus assured a nervous and worried American electorate this...
September 23, 2019
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Trump Hires Detective to Find Mitch McConnell’s Russian Birth Certificate and Destroy It
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump announced today that he has decided to hire...
July 27, 2019
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Pelosi Offers McConnell Voter ID Laws for Voter IQ Laws
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For years, the Republican Party has been behind a push to...
March 21, 2019
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