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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

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A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

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DeVos To Strike More Than 4.5 Billion Years Of Earth’s History From School Curriculum

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Education Secretary Betsy DeVos announced today that soon schools all across...

MAGA Supporter Unable to Read Trump Tweet on Bible Literacy in Schools

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- For years, Jethro Bohiggins has politely screamed in people's...

DeVos Orders All New Educational Proclamations Hammered Into Schools’ Outside Walls

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Citing a need to make the "direction, tone, tenor, and goals"...

Trump, DeVos Unveil “Every Child Left Behind” Educational Reform Program

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Earlier this week, Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos, with President Donald...

While In Afghanistan, VP Mike Pence Joins Taliban

KABUL, AFGHANISTAN -- Vice President Mike Pence embarked on his first trip to Afghanistan...

Trump Orders DeVos to Hire Breitbart and InfoWars to Revise History Textbooks

Education Secretary Betsy DeVos has announced a new textbook partnership between her department and two right-wing media outlets.

Trump, DeVos Unveil “Every Child Left Behind” Educational Reform Program

Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos and Sub-President Donald Trump have announced new educational reforms they hope will improve America's schools.

Texas High School Suspends 14-Year Old Student Because All the Adults Were ‘F***ing Idiots’

When young Ahmed Mohamed brought his homemade clock to school, he might have forgotten what state he lives in.

Trump to Offer Sarah Palin Secretary of ‘Educationizing’ Cabinet Position

Donald Trump may just have a special place in his administration for a certain half-term Alaskan governor.

5 “Highlights” From the New AP U.S. History Test

Here are five new additions to the AP U.S. History test that will make any parent excited to send their kids to school.

5 Things You’ll Find in the American Hogwarts

Author J.K. Rowling made headlines recently by confirming that in her mind, there is...

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