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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?
"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...
May 17, 2024
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A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden
"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
May 15, 2024
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On 9/11, Trump Pauses to Honor the Loss of 1.5% of Those Lost to Coronavirus
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Donald Trump acknowledged a great American tragedy that resulted...
September 11, 2020
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Trump: “The Buck Stops With Bob Woodward”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The first president to use the phrase "The Buck Stops Here"...
September 10, 2020
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Trump: “I Didn’t Want to Panic Everyone About the Virus Until I Knew If It Had Brown Skin!”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The White House in recent hours has trotted out a new...
September 10, 2020
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Ted Cruz Says Trump’s Dick “Tastes Like a Lifetime Appointment”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Scholars of American history perhaps have never answered the question before,...
September 10, 2020
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Tom Cotton Can’t Wait to Be All Up Inside Your Pussies, America
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Maybe it won't happen. In order for it to happen, not...
September 10, 2020
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McDitzydick Clarifies: “The President Didn’t Downplay COVID, He Just Played It Down!”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- To say it was a tough day for the Trump administration...
September 9, 2020
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Trump Warns of Biden’s ‘Reckless Competency and Foolish Planning’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- If Americans do not re-elect him this fall, President Donald Trump...
September 9, 2020
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Trump Also Nominated for Nobel Piece of Shit Prize
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump awoke to some good news for...
September 9, 2020
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Smoky-Eyed Lying Fuckstick Defends Former Lying Fuckstick Boss in Two ABC Interviews
FUGLY HEIGHTS, ARKANSAS -- In under 70 days, the general public will have their...
September 8, 2020
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Trump Warns That ‘Biden and the Democrats Want to Rip Babies From Their Cages’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The President of the United States of America warned his citizens...
September 8, 2020
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Obama Confirms Sinking Trump Boats Was Final Mission of Operation Jade Helm
SECRET COMMIE SHARIA BUNKER, SOMEWHERE IN KENYA -- Former President and current Dark Lord...
September 8, 2020
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Trump Corrects the Record on Fallen Soldiers: “I Actually Called Them FUCKING Losers”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An explosive new story in The Atlantic has put Trumplandia -- the Republican...
September 4, 2020
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