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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
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DeVos To Strike More Than 4.5 Billion Years Of Earth’s History From School Curriculum

New Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos wants history books to contain only the bare, biblical essentials and nothing else...literally.

Devos Identifying a Few Thousand Students America Can Afford To Die From Coronavirus

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Education Secretary Betsy Devos told the media today that she's been...

Betsy Devos: “Some People Are Too Poor to Know When It’s Safe to Send Their Kids to School”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Education Secretary Betsy Devos told members of the educational community on...

DeVos To Strip 4.5 Billion Years Of Earth’s History From School Curriculum

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Education Secretary Betsy DeVos announced today that next school year will...

Trump Offers to Make Palin Secretary of ‘Educationizing’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump announced today that he was creating a brand...

DeVos Orders Schools to Run Active Vaper Drills

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- All around the country, schools will begin to hold new drills...

DeVos To Strike More Than 4.5 Billion Years Of Earth’s History From School Curriculum

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Education Secretary Betsy DeVos announced today that soon schools all across...

DeVos Supports ICE Raids Because Her Drink Is Getting Warm

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Education Secretary Betsy DeVos told reporters today that she "completely and...

Betsy DeVos Doesn’t Celebrate Cinco de Mayo Because She’s ‘More of a Miracle Whip Gal’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Several members of Donald Trump's presidential crime syndicate attended a Cinco...

Trump and DeVos Celebrate Flat Earth Day With Special Proclamation

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Donald Trump hosted the annual White House Easter Egg...

Betsy DeVos Devastated by ‘All the French Neutered Danes’ in Denmark

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, President Donald Trump ordered that Education Secretary Betsy DeVos be...

Mexico Says They’ll Pay for U.S. Special Olympics Team

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- The Federal Government of Mexico has stepped-in and offered to...

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