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U.S. Politics

A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
Criminal Justice

I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...
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U.S. Politics

Neil Gorsuch Will Honor His Hero By Plagiarizing His First Supreme Court Opinion From Justice Scalia

Soon Judge Neil Gorsuch will be confirmed to the Supreme Court bench. He will honor his predecessor and mentor by copying his best work.
MAGA News

D.C. Rumor: Donald Trump To Nominate Scott Baio To Supreme Court

For alleged actor Scott Baio, his allegiance to former reality-TV star and current President Donald Trump may pay real dividends soon.
MAGA News

Justice Clarence Thomas Tries to Throw Himself into Scalia’s Casket

Clarence Thomas tries to go meet Antonin Scalia's maker with him.
U.S. Politics

Obama Offers Republicans To Get Hillary Clinton Out Of The Election By Nominating Her For Scalia’s Seat

President Obama offers an interesting deal to Republicans for Scalia's seat.
U.S. Politics

Obama to Resign Presidency to Biden Who Will Nominate Him to Supreme Court

A newly leaked Obama memo may exposed a new conspiracy that right-wingers need to be aware of.
U.S. Politics

Coroner Report Confirms Scalia ‘Died Without a Shred of Humanity’

Scalia was also missing a heart and brain.
Lifestyle

Dumb, Failing, White UT Student Thinks Justice Scalia Is Totally Right About Affirmative Action

One white kid agrees with Justice Scalia on Affirmative Action, though he's not quite sure why.
Lifestyle

Country Ignores Burning Black Churches For Consistency’s Sake

What is going on with the rash of black churches burning recently? Don't ask most Americans.
LGTBQ+

Ted Cruz Literally Explodes After Obamacare, Gay Marriage Decisions

The Texas demagogue was found in his hotel room, or at least what was chemically identifiable as Ted Cruz was found in his hotel room.
LGTBQ+

Justice Scalia ‘Too Focused’ on Gay Sex to ‘Even Think About’ Poor and Sick People

Can Justice Scalia focus well enough to write scorching refutations of modernity on TWO separate subjects?

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U.S. Politics

A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
Criminal Justice

I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...
Criminal Justice

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...

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