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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...

A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
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Trump Campaign to Hold Amazon Kindle Burning

WASHINGTON, D.C.  -- The President Trump re-election campaign has announced that they will be...

Fuming Bezos Threatens Hostile Takeover of Offensive Crayons Over Amazon Day Buttplug Protest

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON -- Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos is reportedly "livid beyond all recognition" and...

Amazon Starts Same-Day Coat Hanger Deliveries in Alabama, Georgia, Ohio, Missouri

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON -- Scientific and news outlet Alternative Science reported recently that retail monolith...

Amazon Working On Rectal Recognition Software So You Always Know Who Dealt It

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); SEATTLE, WASHINGTON -- Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos announced today that...

To Thwart Package Thieves, Next Year Amazon Will Only Offer Shitty Products

There can be very little doubt left at this point that when it comes...

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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

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"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...

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