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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?
"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
May 8, 2024
Lifestyle
Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops
"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
May 3, 2024
World News
Ivanka Says She ‘Begged’ Her Father to ‘Pull Out Before Biden’
Former First Lady Ivanka Trump might have been a little confused this morning when...
April 14, 2021
World News
Afghanistan War Anxious to Turn 18 So It Can Enlist and Fight in Itself
In just a couple years, our little Afghanistan War will be all growns-up and potentially enlisted in the armed forces to serve in itself.
September 2, 2017
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Soldier In Afghanistan is ‘Completely Reassured’ Having D-List Reality TV Star Commanding Her
Stationed in Afghanistan, this soldier has the utmost confidence in President Donald Trump to guide the army to victory...or something.
August 22, 2017
MAGA News
Trump Got Advice From His Generals and His Bone Spurs Before Formulating Afghanistan Plan
The Afghanistan War is the longest running conflict in American history. And Donald Trump sought advice from all over the place in ending it.
August 22, 2017
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Katrina Pierson’s Excellent Adventure
Katrina Pierson bends time and space to carry out an important quest.
August 15, 2016
U.S. Politics
Jeb!: We Can Defeat ISIS With ‘The Bush Family Secret Recipe for Middle East Success’
Jeb Bush talked about how he'd beat ISIS, and gave some specifics to his plan.
November 19, 2015
World News
Obama Mistakenly Receives Early Christmas Card from Defense Contractor
When Obama decided to extend the Afghan War indefinitely, he put himself on every defense contractor's Christmas card list.
November 13, 2015
The Democrats
Citing “Senioritis,” Obama Decides to Stay In Afghanistan
President Obama has decided to leave troops in Afghanistan after his departure from office after all.
October 15, 2015
Criminal Justice
U.S. Government to Prove Its Moral Supremacy By Murdering a Murderer
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev will be put to death by the US government, proving that two wrongs make a right.
May 16, 2015
Arts & Entertainment
Dick Cheney: ‘I Write For People Who Love to Read Books Full of Bullsh*t’
The Political Garbage Chute caught up with Dick Cheney at a book signing.
April 8, 2015
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