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I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
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Trump Asks Putin If It’s Okay For Him To Celebrate American Independence Day

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This Independence Day morning, President Trump started his day by deviating...

Study Shows 92% of Trump Supporters Have Larger Shoe Size Than IQ

"If they said they were voting for Trump and we measured their shoe size, it always came back higher than their IQ."

Donald Insists Trump Oil® Will ‘Cure You So Hard’

Trump defends another one of his dubious products.

Another Republican Debate Drinking Game

This Republican Debate Drinking Game is like none other, we promise you that.

Carly Fiorina Fondly Remembers Breaking NFL Rushing Yards Record

Carly Fiorina tells another tale of tremendous grandeur.

Tea Partier: Sane, Compassionate Exit Speech Proves Rick Perry Unfit for Presidency

One Tea Party Republican explains why Rick Perry was just too darned nice to be president.

What These 2016 Presidential Hopefuls Would Do For a Klondike Bar

We asked ten 2016 presidential hopefuls a very important question.

Rand Paul: ‘Universal Health Care Means Doctors Are Well-Paid Slaves!’

Rand Paul doesn't believe in Universal Health Care, partially because he has no clue what slavery is or was.

Lindsey Graham: ‘Don’t Count Me Out From Coming In From Behind and Surprising You!’

Is he or isn't he...running for president? Lindsey Graham is such a tease!

Reince Priebus On 2016: ‘F**k It, Let’s Make Ourselves Look CRAZIER Than 2012!’

Does Sarah Palin, Donald Trump and Mitt Romney all vying the GOP nod in 2016 worry Reince Priebus in the slightest?

A Republican Explains Why Jeb Bush Is So Different From George W (VIDEO)

Don't try to tell this Republican Jeb Bush and GW are the same mistake a few years apart!

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"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....

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