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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
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Texan Fiscal Genius Rick Perry to Start Paying Campaign Staff in Hugs, Wishes

Rick Perry says he may be out of money, but he can still pay his staff something.

Trump 2016 Unveil’s New Post-Debate Slogan: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Trump 2016 is going whole hog on a new tactic.

Stoned GOP Voter Wants Fiscal Responsibility, Supports Trump

One Republican voter explains his support for Donald Trump.

Congressional Republicans Hastily Trying to Repeal Donald Trump

Can Boehner and McConnell successfully repeal Donald Trump?

Rand Paul Fornicates With Copy of Tax Code

A new campaign publicity video shows Rand Paul in a compromised position with the U.S. tax code.

Ted Cruz/Mitch McConnell Announce Plan to ‘F**k It Out’

Ted Cruz and Mitch McConnell may not like each other, but will that doesn't mean they can't bury the hatchet in a very sexy way.

Donald Trump Mulls Creation of ‘Bull-S**t’ Party For Presidential Run

Will Donald Trump go all Teddy Roosevelt on next year's election.

Scott Walker: ‘Let’s Just Give Iran Nukes and Then We Can Skip to the War Part!’

President Scott Walker will deal with Iran in a very unique and unusual way.

Scott Walker Tweets Image With Nazi Death Camps to ‘One-Up’ Donald Trump

Scott Walker does not want Donald Trump being the front runner AND the only Republican blasting out Nazi imagery.

5 Reasons For A Latino/Hispanic Voter To Choose Donald Trump For President

So you're Latino and you want to vote for Trump? You must be using one of these five excuses for your silliness.

Ted Cruz and 200 Other GOP Candidates Agree to Be Smashed Into One Mega-Candidate

Will Ted Cruz be part of a presidential candidate mashup?

El Presidente Trump’s Guide to Mexican Cuisine

A guide to traditional Mexican food, written by the expert on Mexican culture himself, Donald Trump.

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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...

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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...