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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?
"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...
May 17, 2024
U.S. Politics
A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden
"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
May 15, 2024
U.S. Politics
Scott Walker Worried He’s Not ‘Coming Off Dumb Enough’ For GOP Voters
Is Scott Walker coming off as dumb enough for the GOP base? Only time will tell.
July 7, 2015
U.S. Politics
Teary-Eyed Donald Trump Finally Realizes Whole World Hates Him
Last week, 2016 Republican Presidential Hopeful #3,215 -- known also as Donald Trump --...
July 6, 2015
U.S. Politics
Massive Crowd Greets Man Who Has Absolutely No Chance of Winning Presidency
MADISON, WISCONSIN -- While it is undeniable fact that unless one sits on the...
July 2, 2015
U.S. Politics
Has Anyone Seen Donald Trump’s REAL Hairline?
It's time that Donald Trump stop hiding and reveal his long-form hairline.
June 18, 2015
U.S. Politics
Jeb: ‘My Main Objective, Win or Lose, Is To Disown My Last Name’
Jeb Bush tells a crowd what his biggest goal for his 2016 campaign will be.
June 16, 2015
U.S. Politics
Adelson, Kochs To ‘Go Halvsies’ On Next President of the United States of America
Sheldon Adelson and the Koch Brothers really want to buy the next presidency, and they're agreeing to go halvsies to prove it.
June 15, 2015
U.S. Politics
Fox News Readies Ring for First 2016 Republican Presidential Cage Match
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Sources close to the production have revealed that Fox...
June 15, 2015
U.S. Politics
Marco Rubio: “My Economic Plan is Called ‘Do As I Say, Not As I do'”
Marco Rubio's embarrassing New York Times article may have given birth to his economic vision.
June 10, 2015
Religion
Pope Francis: ‘Dick Santorum Should Leave Christianity to the Christians’
Pope Francis fires a salvo at Rick Santorum in the latest episode of their feud over climate change,
June 8, 2015
Lifestyle
Ted Cruz Apologizes for Joe Biden Joke; Still ‘Totally Cool’ With Past Douchiness
Ted Cruz further responds to criticism about his ill-timed joke at Vice-President Biden's expense.
June 4, 2015
U.S. Politics
Rick Perry Gets In Line Expecting Sandwich, Winds-Up Running for President Too
Rick Perry was just looking for a bite to eat, but he decided to run for president while he was at it.
June 4, 2015
LGTBQ+
Santorum, Carson, Huckabee, Cruz Plan Debate to Settle ‘Who Here Thinks About Gay Sex More?’
Campaign staffers from Rick Santorum 2016, Ben Carson 2016, Mike Huckabee 2016, and Ted...
May 28, 2015
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