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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...
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Trump Had Special Presidential Crayons Made For Answering Mueller Questions

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For months, FBI Special Counsel Robert Mueller has been wrangling the...

Trump: “Oh Do Excuse Me, I’ve Been Meaning To Say ‘Yes Collusion!'”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a sudden about-face from months of public denials, President Donald...

Bob Mueller Walking White House Grounds Looking For Good Stakeout Point Ahead Of Putin Visit

(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); WASHINGTON, D.C. --  Special Counsel Robert Mueller has been seen...

Staffers Say They Still Smell Vladimir Putin’s Dinner on Trump’s Breath

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within the White House are confirming at the time of...

Hillary Clinton Apologizes For Meeting With Russian Agent During 2016 Election

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has issued a...

Trump Set To Tap Putin As New Special Prosecutor In Russia Investigation

AIR FORCE ONE — Time to relax after two days of work covering the...

Super Rich, Racist, Fat, Orange, Fuckface Billionaire Using Other People’s Money to Pay His Smarmy Slimebag Attorney Bills

President Donald Trump is the first president to use private campaign donations to pay for the legal fees resulting from a criminal probe into his conduct.

Hillary Clinton Personally Sews and Sends Paul Manafort an Orange Jumpsuit

With FBI special counselor Robert Mueller breathing down his neck, former Trump campaign spox Paul Manafort may welcome gifts from anyone.

Mueller Grand Jury Issues Subpoena For All Pussies Trump Grabbed Since June 2016

Special Counselor Robert Mueller's grand jury has issued a blanket subpoena for a potentially very large group -- pussies grabbed by Trump.

Hillary Spotted in NYC, Circling Donald Trump Jr.’s Building & Shouting ‘But HIS Emails!’

As news broke of his own email problems, Hillary Clinton circled Donald Trump Jr.'s block to mock him over them.

Trump: Seven Perished Sailors in USS Fitzgerald Crash Died Defending His Electoral College Victory

The seven victims of the USS Fitzerald crash with a merchant vessel will receive a brand new honor from President Trump.

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The State of Arizona Just Sent Me the Pink Slip for My Wife’s Uterus

"...my wife and I weren't planning any excursions through Arizona to begin with. However,...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Told Me Her New Theory: Hunter’s Dick Pics Caused New York’s Earthquakes

"...when I was researching Hunter's dick pics again last night, I noticed something I...

Because of DEI, My Black Friends Don’t Like My Confederate Flag Collection No More

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The...

The Easter Bunny Plans to Give Plan-B and Contraceptives to Red State Teenagers

"Did you know there have already been thousands of rape pregnancies as a result...