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UPDATE: Ann Coulter Still a Horse-Faced Racist Cuntrag
Ann Coulter, conservative author and race war agitator, is still officially considered a "horse-faced racist cuntrag," according to internationally accepted laws and standards governing...
2020 Republican Nationalist Convention Will Close With Ceremonial Book Burning
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump will close out the 2020 Republican Nationalist Convention tonight by tossing a ceremonial match onto a pile of...
Racist Gold Digging Birther Exploits Her Immigrant Story While Thousands of Brown Kids Sit...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A racist, gold digging birther stood before the nation last night, exploiting her own immigration story while she made a pitch...
Liberty University to Give Falwell 21-Cuck Salute Send-Off
LYNCHBURG, VIRGINIA -- When Jerry Falwell Jr. leaves Liberty University in the coming days, it'll be in disgrace, but that doesn't mean his soon-to-be-former...
Cocaine to Officially Sponsor The Rest of RNC 2020
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The 2020 Republican National Convention kicked off last night and featured speeches from some of President Donald J. Trump's most loyal...
Flaming Cross to Deliver 2020 RNC Keynote Address
CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA -- Last week, the Democratic National Committee held its annual convention and officially nominated former Vice President Joe Biden as its...
Trump Sends Navy to Atlantis to Investigate Evidence of Q-Anon
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has directed the Secretary of the Navy to immediately begin planning an operation to send an elite S.E.A.L....
Eric Trump Slashes All the Goodyear Tires on Daddy’s Presidential Limo
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Authorities at this hour are confirming that all four tires on the presidential limo that shuttles President Donald Trump to and...
Doctors Unsure Obama’s Foot Can Ever Be Removed From Trump’s Asshole
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Ever since former President Barack Obama spoke last night during the 2020 Democratic National Convention, the man who succeeded him has...
Retreating to Familiar Territory, Trump Demands Biden’s Birth Certificate
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump, before he was elected to the highest office in the land, was no stranger to haranguing a politician...
