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Melania Trump Already Hard at Work Practicing Michelle Obama’s DNC 2020 Speech
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, former First Lady Michelle Obama closed out the first night of the 2020 Democratic National Convention -- which is...
Biden Campaign Worried They Might Not Win the ‘Injects Self With Bleach’ Vote
It was a voting bloc that until this year's election cycle was largely ignored, though it's possible it was ignored because it might not...
Trump Wants USPS to Charge Democrats $200 a Stamp Until November 4th
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump administration's continuous changes at the United States Postal Service have reached a new level, according to several sources close...
Trump Presses Thighland’s President for Dirt on Kamala Harris
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- He's calling it another one of his "perfect phone calls," but this time President Donald J. Trump didn't ask Ukraine for...
Local Idiot Still President
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The town idiot is still the President of the United States of America, at least according to the rules of the...
TikTok Changes Name to COVID-19 So Trump Will Leave Them Alone
CULVER CITY, CALIFORNIA -- In an effort to fend off a regulatory slap and being banned in the United States by President Donald Trump,...
Trump: “Ivanka and I Fell In Love With Thighland on Our Honeymoon”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, President Donald Trump surprised the world and declared the existence of a new, previously unmapped country known as "Thighland."
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Kayleigh McEnany’s Cross Bursts Into Flames
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- There was a brief scare during White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany's briefing earlier today when the crucifix she often wears...
Mattel Releasing “Nazi Press Secretary Barbie”
EL SEGUNDO, CALIFORNIA -- Just in time for Christmas shopping, the makers of Barbie -- a long-running toy line -- have announced that there...
Trump: “I’ve Done More For the Blacks Than Any Other President Who Also Called...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump and his team seem to believe, earnestly, that he has been a larger force for positive change in...
