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Lying Sack of Shit Blonde Fuckmuppet Lies It Up Like the Lying Sack of...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the nation's capital today, a lying sack of shit blond fuckmuppet stood behind a podium, cameras trained on her, reporters...
New Report: President’s Doctors Rushed Him to Walter Reed After Detecting Normal Human Brain...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has adamantly and forcefully denied that a trip to Walter Reed Hospital that he took in November of...
Antifa Corporate HQ Endorses Joe Biden for President
CUCKTOWN, COMMIEFORNIA -- With far less than a hundred days before the general election in November, both major party candidates are hard at work...
Campbell’s Unveils New “Homestyle Chunky Antifa Missile Stew”
CAMDEN, NEW JERSEY -- Campbell's Soup announced today that a brand new recipe will hit store shelves soon, and they think it'll be a...
Trump Warns That If Bidens Wins, America Will Look An Awful Lot Like America...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- If Joe Biden defeats Donald Trump in the general election this fall, it would mean the country will descend into the...
Ivanka: “If Anyone is Stroking Daddy, I Would Know About It!”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Why was President Donald J. Trump rushed to Walter Reed Memorial Hospital in November of 2019? The White House has tried...
MAGA and ISIS Begin Terrorist Exchange Program
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- ISIS and MAGA have announced a new, joint venture today, calling it in a press release the "first domestic-international terrorist exchange...
STUDY: The Worst-Run Democrat Cities Are in The Worst-Run Republican Country
A newly published study seems to indicate that all the worst-run Democrat cities happen to be in the worst-run Republican country; namely the United...
Kellyanne Conway Jumps Into Dumpster Fire ‘Once More For Old Times’ Sake’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Authorities in the nation's capital are reporting that soon-to-be former White House aide Kellyanne Conway is "shaken up but will survive...
Jacob Blake’s Back Feels Really Bad for Rand Paul’s Ego
KENOSHA, WISCONSIN -- Last night, the Republican Nationalist Convention wrapped-up in Washington, D.C. It was the first and only time a sitting president has...
