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He Owns the Libs by Refusing to Wear a Seatbelt or Get Covid Vaccine
"It just makes me feel good to do dumb shit to trigger people smarter than me."
LAKE STUPID, FLORIDA -- In a new op-ed featured...
Biden Orders “Capitalism” Removed from U.S. Constitution
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The government must remove any and all references to "capitalism" from the United States Constitution by the end of next week,...
Klansman Outraged That Republicans Keep Claiming He’s a Democrat
"What was the point of voting for all those Republicans if I was just gonna get called a Democrat?"
Will Biden Make You Get Gay Married Before He Issues You a Vaccine Passport...
Rumors are starting to swirl around the Heartland and Bible Belt that the Joe Biden administration has been in talks with Antifa Inc's CEO...
Thoughts and Prayers Stop Next Mass Shooter Just Before He Pulls the Trigger
COUSINLOVER, ALABAMA -- Some are calling it a "miracle." Others are calling it a once-in-a-lifetime occurrence. However one chooses to describe it, however, the...
Jesus Says It’s Okay to Pray That Trump Dies Before 2024
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Americans who find themselves praying that former President Donald J. Trump dies before he can run for re-enter the...
Gaetz: “Every Fetus Deserves a Fighting Chance to Become My Sex Object In 17...
While the scandal surrounding him may not be showing any signs of subsiding just yet, Congressman Matt Gaetz (Q-FL) has shown no signs of...
Biden Infrastructure Plan Includes $200m For Turning Trump Golf Courses Into Public Landfills
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden's massive, multitrillion dollar infrastructure proposal was already going to face stiff opposing headwinds from Congressional Republicans, and now...
Dear Liberals: Just Like Trickle Down Economics and Iraq’s WMD Program, Voter Fraud is...
Editor's Note: The following op-ed was written by Dustin Pewpson, a fellow at the National Reagan Institute and a Trump campaign adviser. The views...
MAGA Fan Will Boycott Coke and Drink Trump’s Piss Instead
FUCKWIT FALLS, NEW JERSEY -- Will Ricciarlumbo will never, ever put his lips to a bottle of Coke again, if he can at all...
