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McConnell Promises to Hold Impeachment Trial in Moscow
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell said today that "in the interest of fairness and logic" he's going to file a change...
Tulsi Gabbard Votes “Present” on Bill Condemning Rectal Warts
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Future third party presidential candidate Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D-UpHerOwnAss) took yet another somewhat inexplicable stance on the House floor yesterday. In...
Collins: “Unlike Benghazi, Obama’s Birth Certificate, and The Tan Suit, This Impeachment Is Purely...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Doug Collins (R-Trump's Rectal Cavity) told reporters on the Hill today that in his view House Democrats are impeaching President...
4 Reasons This Chonky White Collar Criminal Wants You To Think He’s Above the...
This adorable little racist sack of shit wants you, and every other American to think he's above the law.
Not only is he constantly trying...
Country’s Biggest Shit Wants Nationwide Toilet Probe
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The biggest, smelliest, and dumbest fecal-human hybrid in the country wants the FBI, CIA, and local police organizations throughout America to...
McConnell Promises to Hold Impeachment Trial in Moscow
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell said today that "in the interest of fairness and logic" he's going to file a change...
Jordan, Gohmert, Collins Smugly Confident They’ve Convinced America to Impeach Hunter Biden
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- "We did it, guys. We really fuckin' did it," Congressman Matt Gaetz told reporters, turning to give his fellow House Judiciary...
Pat Robertson Reminds Christians They’ll Go To Hell for Loving Baby Yoda and Baby...
VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Pat Robertson has a stern warning for Christians who also consider themselves fans of the Star Wars franchise not to invest...
Bill Barr: “Non-Whites Who Don’t Own Land Voting Sets a Dangerous Precedent of Self-Governance”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Attorney General William Barr said in a radio interview today that he believes it "sets a dangerous precedent" to let non-white...
Country’s Largest Turd Seeks Nationwide Toilet Investigation
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The biggest, smelliest, and dumbest fecal-human hybrid in the country wants the FBI, CIA, and local police organizations throughout America to...
