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Craven, Gold Digging, Racist Birther Vehemently Defends Meal Ticket Her Husband Barely Acknowledges
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A craven, cynical, gold digging, racist birther took to Twitter yesterday to forcefully defend her meal ticket from a harmless pun,...
A Complete List of Offenses in House Impeachment Report GOP Would Forgive if Obama...
The House Intelligence Committee has released its highly-anticipated report, following weeks of public and closed-door hearings and testimony. The report makes the case that...
Which Barnyard Animal Does Devin Nunes NOT Fuck?
Recently, Satirical Facts published a piece entitled "Can We Bait Goat Fucker Devin Nunes Into Suing Us, Too?" In the interest of transparency and full disclosure,...
Study Shows 100% of Abortions None of Your Business
Several red states are in various stages of implementing sweeping abortion bans aimed squarely at eventually toppling the 1973 landmark Roe vs. Wade Supreme Court decision...
Alabama Pro-Lifers Grant Personhood to Precum
LAKE DORMIR AVEC LEURS COUSINS, ALABAMA -- Pro-life Republicans in the State of Alabama have been steadily attacking the rights of women in their...
You Whiny Snowflake Cuck Libtards Owe Me a Space Safe from “OK, Boomer”
The following is an opinionated editorial written by staff writer Bill Dickerdolldildo. Mr. Dickerdolldildo graduated from State Beach University majored in condescending history revision...
Giant Dumbfuck Just Can’t Stop Live-Tweeting His Own Impeachment Like The Dumbfuck He Is
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A former D-list reality TV host, a man who somehow convinced 63 million Americans he'd be able to do as President...
Giant Dummy Just Can’t Stop Live-Tweeting His Own Impeachment Like The Dummy He Is
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A former D-list reality TV host, a man who somehow convinced 63 million Americans he'd be able to do as President...
Gargantuan Dumbfuck Just Can’t Stop Live-Tweeting His Own Impeachment Like The Dumbfuck He Is
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A former D-list reality TV host, a man who somehow convinced 63 million Americans he'd be able to do as President...
Starbucks Unveils Hanukkah, Kwanza, Church of Satan Holiday Cups
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON -- Each year, coffee giant Starbucks unveils its holiday cup designs.
While the majority of Americans don't seem to pay much attention to...
