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Impeachment Trial Day 2 Summary: Lying Sacks of Shit Spend Day Lying to Protect...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The second official day of the impeachment trial of President Lying Sack of Shit was, to put it mildly, a long...
Woman Unpopular Enough to Lose Winnable Election to Literal Garbage Says Sanders is Unpopular
SELF-UNAWARE FOREST, NEW YORK -- Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton won the 2016 national popular vote by over 3 million. However, in three...
Obama: “Holy Sh*t Michelle! How Did I Miss All Those Guns?!”
SECRET SHARIA BUNKER, SOMEWHERE IN KENYA -- Yesterday, Lord Blacky McVoldemort Hussein Obama turned on a large monitor in his Sharia Voodoo Lair. Saying...
Dear Grandpa and Mom: When Are You Two Going to Stop Fighting?
The following is an open letter submitted to this publication anonymously. We are reprinting it in its entirety.
When are you and Grandpa going to...
Facebook Hires Sarah Sanders, Sean Spicer, and Joseph Goebbels’ Reanimated Corpse to Vet Political...
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Facebook, facing enormous pressure from the public and celebrities like Star Wars actor Mark Hamill and actor/comedian Sacha Baron Cohen, announced...
7 Outright Lies About Mark Zuckerberg That We Can Still Pay Facebook to Promote
Facebook, in a word, doesn't give two twisted Twinkie shits about truthfulness in political ads, and why should they?
Political parties and the politicians up...
6 Signs You Have Windmill Cancer
Windmill cancer, or wind cancer as it's also referred to, is a very real, very serious, very deadly disease. Caused by the noise from...
Mike Pence Keeps Writing “1819” On All His Checks And Policy Proposals
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- High Priest Reverend Pastor Vice President Mike Pence is like any other person in the world, despite being the third most...
He Would Rather Be Homeless in California Than Live in Alabama
LOS CONSERVATIVOS CHINGANDOS, CALIFORNIA -- This morning, a day after Christmas, impeached President Donald J. Trump lashed out at Speaker of the House Nancy...
Man Would Rather be Homeless in California Than Live in Alabama
LOS CONSERVATIVOS CHINGANDOS, CALIFORNIA -- This morning, a day after Christmas, impeached President Donald J. Trump lashed out at Speaker of the House Nancy...
