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6 Ways to Tell If Your Cult Leader is Lying About a Stolen Election...
Are you in a cult? Exit polling seems to show that at least 74 million Americans self-identify as belonging to a cult called "MAGA."...
Jesus H. Christ: “Joel Osteen is a Disgusting Capitalist Fuck Giblet”
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Jesus Hubert Christ, son of Larry "God" Schumway and Vice President of Holy Trinity, Inc., did not mince any words today.
"Joel...
5 Fast Facts About Sidney Powell, The Rat-Faced Scarecrow Attempting to Steal Our Election
For the last six weeks, former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani -- whose only role in society now is to be President Donald Trump's...
Biden Promises to Only Pack the Supreme Court With Two Obamas
DELAWARE -- The subject of "packing" the Supreme Court came up numerous times in the last few weeks of the presidential campaign, and mostly...
Jim Jordan Wonders if There’s a Connection Between Benghazi, Hillary’s Kill List, Biden’s Election...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- If it doesn't involve college wrestlers in his care, then Congressman Jim Jordan will be the most tenacious investigator of accused...
Biden Aide Apologizes to Motherfuckers for Inadvertantly Shortening Their Name
For four years now, Republicans have largely told the rest of the country to "get over it" in terms of the tone, tenor, and...
Ron Johnson: “It’s a Problem That People Don’t Have Faith in the Election I...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Comrade Senator Ronald Johnsoninski told reporters today that he thinks there's a growing crisis of confidence in American elections, and that...
Mexico Sends $0.00 Check For Last Wall Payment
MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- When he ran for president in 2015 and 2016, outgoing-lame duck-one-term-permanently impeached President Donald J. Trump promised that he was...
Patriot Loves America So Much He’d Murder More Than Half Its Citizens Because They...
PINCHLOAF, MISSOURI -- Capt Col. Major General Private Scott Palumbo's rank isn't one officially recognized by any branch of the armed forces, but he...
Stephen Miller Plans to Go from Working at the White House to Working at...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Whenever a presidential administration comes to a close, there are dozens and dozens of officials who find themselves in need of...
