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The Klan Told Kayleigh McEnany She’s ‘Too Full of Shit’ to Work For Them
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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Someday very...
Cruz Warns Democrats Might Try to Steal Future Elections With More Votes than Republicans
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RIO PINCHE CULERO, TEXAS -- Sen. Ted...
Ted Cruz Will Demand Congress Certify He’s a Ball-less Douche With an Ugly Wife
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Before the 2016 presidential race, Sen. Ted Cruz had a wife named Heidi whose looks had never been the subject of...
Weird: This Stupid Racist Doesn’t Want Black People’s Votes to Count
This man is Senator Josh Hawley. He's a Republican, and he represents the State of Missouri in the United States Senate. Apparently, Sen. Hawley...
Marjorie Taylor Greene: “Why Would My Crack Pipe Lie About Biden Cheating?”
FORT MOROHN, GEORGIA -- Representative-elect Marjorie Taylor Greene is one of a handful of elected Republicans who openly embraces the Q-Anon conspiracy theory. This...
Jordan: Winning Back House and Impeaching Hunter Biden’s Laptop Are GOP’s Top Priorities
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Exactly when, or if, most congressional Republicans will decide to acknowledge Donald Trump's loss last month is still quite up in...
Josh Hawley Will Contest Electoral College’s Certification of Black Votes
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, outgoing, lame duck, one-term no matter what President Donald J. Trump's effort to overturn the 2020 election got a...
BREAKING: Mitch McConnell Still a Villainous Cartoon Character Piece of Shit
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Two-thirds of the House of Representatives, the President of the United States, and several Senate Republicans have all worked together to...
Fertilizer Company Hires McEnany
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When she leaves her post as White House Press Secretary next month, Kayleigh McEnany will not have to wait very long...
Biden Posts Eviction Notices on White House Doors
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last week, it was reported by Satirical Facts that the Biden transition team officially served President Donald J. Trump with eviction...
