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48 States File Federal Suit Claiming Facebook Should Be Broken Up Into Smaller Havens...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Forty-eight of the fifty states in the union just filed a new class action lawsuit against Facebook, stating that the social...
5 Christmas Gifts That Will Help The Special Cultist In Your Life Process Losing...
Christmas is on the way, and the waterfowl are beginning to put on extra weight. With the holiday season upon us, even in the...
In Fake Hearing, Giuliani Claims Hunter Biden’s Laptop Voted 80 Million Times
PHARTSALOT, PENNSYLVANIA -- Things are getting, for lack of any better phrase to describe it, "fucking stupid," for the the outgoing president and his...
Racist Rectal Warts Are Leaving Facebook and Twitter for Parler
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- The battle for social media supremacy is heating up. During the past four years, increasingly conservative users of sites...
In 5-4 Decision, Supreme Court Says Jesus Is the Reason for the Season
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The U.S. Supreme Court ruled last week, in a narrow, 5-4 decision that New York could not prohibit large religious gatherings...
Cruz Warns Democrats Might Try to Steal Future Elections With More Votes than Republicans
RIO PINCHE CULERO, TEXAS -- Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Trump's Taint) warned Americans during a Facebook live video session with a conservative pundit that they...
Eric and Don Jr Ask Santa for a PS5 and a New Election
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The outgoing president's sons have sent urgent letters to, as one of them put it, "the most powerful man...
Housekeeping Unsure How Long It Will Take to Fumigate Stench of Stupid from White...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Perhaps its current occupant is still unwilling to face facts, but the simple truth is that on January 20th, 2021, a...
Obama Reminds Biden White House Trash Day is Tuesday
UNDISCLOSED SHARIA BUNKER, SOMEWHERE IN KENYA -- Former President Barack Obama worked with President-elect Joe Biden for eight years. This morning, Obama sent a...
The Klan Told McEnany She’s ‘Too Full of Shit’ to Work For Them
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Someday very soon, White Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany is going to need a new gig. Despite all of her current boss's...
