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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #349

Did Obama's gun confiscation threaten your gun in the wake of another mass shooting?

Carly Fiorina: I Wrestled a Bear and Took Out Bin Laden

Carly Fiorina sure can spin a yarn -- whether it's about Planned Parenthood sting videos or her adventures.

Wayne LaPierre Calculating Body Count Needed to Do Something About Access to Guns

Wayne LaPierre, executive VP of the NRA, is working his calculator to the bone figuring how many people have to die before anything can be done about guns.

U.S.A. Just 5 School Shootings Away From Free One

The NRA has a special offer for America once we've had five more school shootings this year.

NRA Executive: 45 School Shootings ‘Too Soon’ To Talk About Guns

How many school shootings in a year does the NRA think warrant a discussion about guns in America?

10 Dead in Mass Second Amendment Demonstration at Oregon Community College

A mass Second Amendment demonstration has taken place at Umpqua Community College in Oregon, leaving ten dead.

Carly Fiorina Reflects on the Time She Cast The One Ring Into the Fires of Mt. Doom

Carly Fiorina's penchant for exaggeration keeps on keepin' on.

Trey Gowdy To Give Kevin McCarthy a ‘Hearty Spanking’ For Benghazi Investigation Comments

Kevin McCarthy is in for a little corporal punishment for his Benghazi hearing gaffe on Hannity.