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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

Obama Gun Confiscation Count: Week #408

A total of all the guns confiscated in the 408th week of President Barack Obama's presidency, as well as some other key facts about his administration.

U.S. Government to Prove Its Moral Supremacy By Murdering a Murderer

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev will be put to death by the US government, proving that two wrongs make a right.

Wisconsin Republicans Debate Law Forbidding Poor People From Smiling, Enjoying Life At All

A Wisconsin law could severely limit the activities of the state's poorest citizens.

George Zimmerman One Stamp Away from a Full “Fifth Shootout Free” Card

George ZImmerman was involved in another shooting, this time as the target, but that still counts toward his Fifth Shootout Free card, according to Florida officials.

“The Official Republican Obamacare Alternative” by Rep. Paul Ryan & Sen. Ted Cruz

Paul Ryan and Ted Cruz explain the Republican Obamacare alternative.

Jeb Bush: ‘I Would Have Pulled an Iraq Too Because Stupid Runs In My Family’

Jeb Bush said he'd invade Iraq like his big brother did too, but why?

Jeb Bush Asks Incredible Hulk To Advise His Campaign on ‘Gently Tickling People’

Jeb Bush wasn't done making nonsensical hires when he appointed his brother Dubya as one of his foreign policy advisers.

Nebraska Gay Man To Sue ‘All Nosy, Self-Righteous Relics Who Need to STFU and Leave Us Alone’

Has a counter-suit has been filed in Nebraska against the woman who has sued all homosexuals everywhere?

EXCLUSIVE! Leaked ‘Jade Helm’ Operation Details!

The Political Garbage Chute is your one-stop shop for all the Jade Helm details!

“Why God Chose Me To Be Your Next President” by Michael Huckabee

Official 2016 Republican candidate Mike Huckabee pens this essay on why he's the Chosen One.