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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity and politics don't mix." Jesus Hubert Christ is not a fan of Project...

House Benghazi Committee Will Dunk Hillary in Water To See If She Floats

The Benghazi Committee is planning to use a bold, new tactic in getting to the bottom of things.

Carly Fiorina Tells Crowd She Once Delivered an 8-week Old Fetus AND IT LIVED!

Carly Fiorina reminds an audience she loves the unborn AND tall tales.

This Trash Fire Wants to Be Speaker of The House, But Can It Win?

Can one unusual entity come from obscurity to become the next Speaker of the House?

SCANDAL IN THE WHITE HOUSE: President Obama Admits He’s Only ‘Semi-Black’

Did Rupert Murdoch just blow the lid off another Obama scandal?

Man Whose Skin Tone Would Have Once Made Him Property Feels Some Humans Are More Valuable Than Others

Ben Carson, a black man, doesn't think some "lifestyles" are as valuable as others. Where have we heard that kind of talk before?

Benedict Arnold Award For Treachery Given to Carly Fiorina for ‘Selling Out Her Own Gender’

Carly Fiorina won the top prize handed out by a conservative women's organization.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #349

Did Obama's gun confiscation threaten your gun in the wake of another mass shooting?

Carly Fiorina: I Wrestled a Bear and Took Out Bin Laden

Carly Fiorina sure can spin a yarn -- whether it's about Planned Parenthood sting videos or her adventures.

Wayne LaPierre Calculating Body Count Needed to Do Something About Access to Guns

Wayne LaPierre, executive VP of the NRA, is working his calculator to the bone figuring how many people have to die before anything can be done about guns.