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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Donald Trump Not Sure Which Supporter’s Question to Answer First

All the hands in the air confuses Donald Trump.

Trump Supporter Wants Liberal Protesters Wearing Special Badges at Rallies

A Trump supporter wants special precautions taken at all future Trump rallies.

Trump Supporter Demands ‘Safe Space’ at Rallies

One Trump supporter wants a safe space at rallies to protect his feelings.

Hillary Clinton Quickly Walks Back Praise for Dubya’s Response to Katrina

Hillary Clinton has to apologize for another WTF-style comment.

GOP ‘Stoked’ Civil Debate Let Viewers See How Disgusting Their Ideas and Not Their Candidates Are

The latest GOP debate gave Republican a chance to showcase how terrible their ideas, and not just their candidates, are.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #371

Did Obama's Gun Confiscation ensnare your freedom cannon?

Ted Cruz to GOP Voters: ‘Think of me as the lesser of two diarrheas’

Ted Cruz knows he's not the most loved, but he wants to be the second-most hated.

Proud Gun Owner Mom in Tense Mexican Standoff With 3rd Grader

A woman and her young child are in a Mexican Standoff over snack time.

Marco Rubio Stops by WalMart on the Way Home for Job Application

Marco Rubio is going to need a new job after this November.