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She Told Her Boyfriend She’s Keeping Her Vote Secret Until He Finds Her Clit

Regular readers will recall that one of the things we pride ourselves on most here is our ability to secure interviews with the nation's...

Donald Trump Promises to Bring America to Chapter 11 in First 100 Days

In his first hundred days, Donald Trump says he will have America file Chapter 11 bankruptcy.

NC Cop Prepares for Long Day on the Beat, Checking People’s Junk

A look at North Carolina's HB2 through eyes of those who have to serve it.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #375

How much freedom did Obama's Gun Confiscation rob you of this week?

Report: Ted Cruz Had Victory Meal of Champagne and ‘Nasalcargot’ After WI Victory

Senator Ted Cruz celebrates his Wisconsin Primary victory in style.

Hillary Supporter Calculating How Many Sanders Wins to Take Him Seriously

Bernie Sanders just won another primary, but is that enough to believe he has a shot?

Dean of Wal*Mart School of Law ‘Tremendously Proud’ of Alum Sarah Palin’s New TV Gig

Sarah Palin's new gig has someone from her past quite happy for her.

CEO of Pet Food Company Endorses Paul Ryan for President

Charles Koch and this man want Paul Ryan to be the Republican nominee.