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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Area Klansman ‘Relieved’ He No Longer Has to Choose Between Cruz and Trump

One klansman is super stoked on not having to choose Trump over someone else.

Bearded, Bigoted Attention Whore Gives Ignorant Opinions on Subjects He Doesn’t Understand

A reality-TV star weighs in on HB2, North Carolina's anti-LGBT law.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #378

A look back at this week's Obama's Gun Confiscation numbers.

NC Republican: Feds Should Keep ‘Their Big Government Noses Out of Our Big Government Bigotry’

One North Carolina Republican isn't taking the DOJ's warning about HB2 lying down.

When Traveling in the U.S., Mexico Advises Citizens to Bring Bottled Water

The government of Mexico doesn't want its citizens drinking American water.

Carly Fiorina Hastily Canceling ‘World’s Worst Veep’ Coffee Mug Purchase

Carly Fiorina puts her VP dreams back in the box where they belong.