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Oh Cool, I’m Blogging About Politics Again. Can Anyone Remember Why?

A long time ago, in a country that feels a million miles away now, I started this stupid little website because as I was...

DNC Unveils New Democrat-Branded Nose Plugs

A look at some new campaign merch from the DNC.

Local Republican Proposes City-Wide Genital Registration Program

This Republican has a unique idea for calming down trans-bathroom panic.

Republican Man Buys Gun So He Can Worry About Obama Coming For It

One man bought a gun just so he could worry about Obama grabbing it.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #380

The weekly tally from Obama's Gun Confiscation.

Man Voting for Trump to ‘Piss Off Libtards’ to Give Himself AIDS

A tale of a man who is voting for Trump and giving himself AIDS.