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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Racist Woman Is Tired Of Being Called Racist For Supporting A Racist For President

A racist woman is really upset at being called a racist for being a racist.

Confused Trump Supporter Thinks UK Just Voted To Keep Breakfast

One man is confused as to what the UK just voted on.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #385

Another week, another tally of Obama's Gun Confiscation.

Martin Luther King Jr.’s Force Ghost Talks About All His “Political Stunts”

Martin Luther King Jr.'s Force ghost takes a jaunt down memory lane.

Confused Trump Tries To Literally Get Into Bed With Michele Bachmann, Kicks Daughter Out First

Trump didn't know what Michele Bachmann getting into bed with him meant.

Donald Trump Starts GoFundMe For His Campaign

Donald Trump is desperate for campaign cash.

Trump Campaign Files For Chapter 11

The Trump campaign troubles continue.

Senate Bravely Votes To Continue Doing ‘F— All’ In The Face of Gun Violence Epidemic

Members of the U.S. Senate showed bold leadership by doing nothing about a growing problem.