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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

ISIS Wants To Buy The Washington Post

Can ISIS buy The Washington Post and stick it to Donald Trump?

ISIS ‘Really Grateful’ NRA Has Made Getting Guns So Easy

One ISIS fighter is really grateful to the NRA.

Fundamentalist Christian Republican ‘Warming Up’ to ISIS After Orlando Shooting

The deadly Orlando shooting has inspired one man to rethink his hatred of ISIS.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #383

Did Obama's Gun Confiscation claim your freedom cannon this week?

South Carolina Republicans Propose New State Miscarriage Investigation Unit

The GOP in South Carolina has proposed a new agency to help enforce their abortion ban.

NC Trans Man To Sue State For Invasion of Privacy

One transgender man in North Carolina has had it with HB2.

You’ll Never Guess Which Former President Just Endorsed Donald Trump!

A famous former president has endorsed Donald Trump.