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Oh Cool, I’m Blogging About Politics Again. Can Anyone Remember Why?

A long time ago, in a country that feels a million miles away now, I started this stupid little website because as I was...

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #389

How high did Obama's Gun Confiscation Count climb this week?

Melania Trump Tells Press She Was Born A Poor Black Child

Melania Trump's mysterious background exposed!

Donald Trump Promises To ‘Get Obama Outta’ The White House If Elected

Donald Trump makes a yooge promise to his supporters.

REPORT: First Day Of GOP Convention Depletes Their Shit Show’s Manure Supply For The Week

"Every time someone on stage mentions Benghazi, it takes a huge chunk out of our supply."

Confused Evangelical Christian Takes Newt Gingrich’s Sharia Test And Fails

"I took Newt's proposed Sharia Law test, and the dang thing said I'm a believer in Sharia Law."