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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

1990’s Era Stand-Up Comic Dusting Off His ‘Bill Clinton Likes Pussy’ Material

A comedian plans a Bill Clinton-inspired return to his glory days.

Republican Horrified By Lack Of Dystopian Rhetoric In DNC Speeches

One Republican's issue with the 2016 DNC Speeches.

Michelle Obama Plagiarizes Michelle Obama In Her DNC Speech

Did Michelle Obama steal material from Michelle Obama?

NC Governor ‘Totes Surprised’ To Find Out Bigotry Has Consequences

The NBA is moving its All-Star Game out of North Carolina next year.