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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #396

Solid numbers on the continuing gun confiscation efforts of Obama.

Donald Trump Propositions Priebus To Use Putin As Pinch-Pres

Donald Trump's got new post-election plans.

Republican City Council Member Averts Tragedy, Doesn’t Ask For Woman’s Opinion On Abortion

One local politician knows never to ask a woman about abortion.

Republican Internet YouTube Doctor Alarmed By Sound Of Hillary Clinton’s Farts

A "doctor" diagnoses Hillary Clinton based on one thing.

We Interviewed The American Flag And Got Its Feelings On Colin Kaepernick

Does the American Flag feel dissed by Colin Kaepernick?

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #395

Did the Decider in Chief's gun confiscation lock up your liberty lobber?