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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Angry Alex Jones Asks “Where’s Hillary’s OLD Monia?”

Alex Jones has serious questions about Hillary's health.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #396

Solid numbers on the continuing gun confiscation efforts of Obama.

Donald Trump Propositions Priebus To Use Putin As Pinch-Pres

Donald Trump's got new post-election plans.

Republican City Council Member Averts Tragedy, Doesn’t Ask For Woman’s Opinion On Abortion

One local politician knows never to ask a woman about abortion.

Republican Internet YouTube Doctor Alarmed By Sound Of Hillary Clinton’s Farts

A "doctor" diagnoses Hillary Clinton based on one thing.