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Oh Cool, I’m Blogging About Politics Again. Can Anyone Remember Why?

A long time ago, in a country that feels a million miles away now, I started this stupid little website because as I was...

Hillary Caught! Leaked Email Shows Health Issues Cover For Life As Cold Blooded Assassin

Is Hillary covering up her life as a cold blooded killer with her obviously frail condition?

Cop Shoots Legless, Armless, Deaf, Mute, And Gassy Man During Routine Traffic Stop

Another police involved shooting incident in North Carolina.

LA Flood Victim Bummed Obama Visited Longer Than One Minute, Didn’t Bring Any Play-Doh

One LA resident thinks Obama was in his flood-ravaged state way too long.

Exclusive! Leaked Fox News Job Offer Letter For New Female Employees

A leaked job offer letter for new female Fox News employees.

Hannity, Coulter, Ingraham Debate Who Will Have The Least Credibility After Trump’s Defeat

Sean Hannity, Ann Coulter, and Laura Ingraham have a serious argument.

Trump Adviser Michele Bachmann To Get New Secretary of Rapture Cabinet Role

Trump's got something special planned for Michele Bachmann.

Trump Campaign Hires Ryan Lochte As Truth Adviser

Team Trump hires Ryan Lochte for a special assignment.