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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

President-Elect Trump Will Tap 10-Year-Old Son Barron To Be Secretary Of The Cyber

No one will be able to accuse Trump of not taking The Cyber seriously again.

Area Republican Will Mansplain To You Why Trump Won The First Debate

Did Trump win the first debate? Let this guy explain why he thinks so.

Hillary Clinton’s Debate Sparring Partner Was Orange Bag Of Vomit That Spews Racist Propaganda

How Hillary Clinton prepared for her first debate with Trump may or may not shock you.

PolitiFact, Scientists Agree: First Debate Trump Lies Could Change Earth’s Axial Tilt

Can his lies at the first debate give Trump the power to change the planet's tilt?

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #398

A hard look at the numbers behind Obama's gun confiscation.

Political Pundit Upset He Can’t Incite Murder On Twitter Without Getting Suspended

This pundit is mad Twitter won't let him incite murder.

Don King, Ben Carson Fight Over Trump’s “White House Negro” Cabinet Position

Don King and Ben Carson made a very special short list.