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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Final Count Edition!

After eight years of unbridled gun confiscation, do you have any of your collection of liberty lobbers left?

Trump Was Unsure Which Racist Joke To Open His Inaugural Address With

Trump knew he needed to break the ice somehow, but which racist joke would work best as the opener for his inaugural address?

76 Trombones Lead Trump & Big Parade To White House, Where He’ll Bring Back Manufacturing, Conduct Boys Band

President Donald Trump stands in front of a large marching band he taught to play their instruments and leads them to the White House.

Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse ‘Really Looking Forward’ To Leading Trump Inaugural Parade

President-Elect Donald J. Trump has gotten confirmation that a very famous equestrian team will be leading the way down the streets of D.C.

Smoky Bear Decides To Start Packing Heat For All Future School Appearances

Fire safety advocate Smoky Bear has decided that in the Trump Era, he may need to re-think his "no gun" policy for school visits.

Trump Has White House Staff Fit Lincoln Bedroom With Rubber Sheets

Donald J. Trump already has bigly plans for multiple changes once he is sworn in and starts occupying the White House officially.

America’s First Black President Prepares To Hand Baton Off To America’s First Cartoon Villain President

As the days in his administration draw to a close, America's first black president prepares to hand the torch off to a wholly different character.

Restaurant Changes “Corral” To “Showers” To Commemorate Trump’s Inauguration

The restaurant known as Golden Corral has announced some special and unique changes to coincide with the inauguration of Donald Trump.

President Obama Pees His Birth Certificate In Russian Into Snow On The White House Lawn

As is tradition, President Obama has left a special gift for his successor, President-Elect Donald J. Trump, on the White House lawn.

“Reverend Bill Millen – Televangelist for Trump”

Meet the good Reverend Bill Millen - Televangelist for Trump. Bill's going to clue you all in as to why the Religious Right loves The Donald.