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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Trump Orders Spicer to Remove James Comey from White House Microwave’s Speed Dial
After his explosive testimony before the Senate Intelligence Committee, James Comey has been removed from the White House microwave speed-dial.
James Schlarmann
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June 8, 2017
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Trump’s Tweeting Fingers Shaking Uncontrollably While He Watches Comey Testimony
Reports from the White House indicate that President Trump is having tremendous difficulty keeping himself from tweeting while James Comey testifies.
James Schlarmann
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June 8, 2017
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While Slob-Knobbing Trump’s Stump Hannity Says No Issue With Donald Demanding Comey’s Loyalty
Fox News host Sean Hannity sees absolutely no problem with President Trump demanding fealty from former FBI Director James Comey.
James Schlarmann
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June 8, 2017
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James Comey Sends Copy of Opening Remarks Stapled to a Boot and Some Lube to President Trump
Ahead of his highly-anticipated testimony tomorrow, James Comey has sent his opening remarks and a special gift to go with them to President Trump.
James Schlarmann
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June 7, 2017
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Millennial Lists “Making Avocado Toast” As Special Skill on App for Job Boomer Won’t Quit
Making avocado toast is of course the sole, driving force for every Millennial. That's why she put it on her resume while looking for a job.
James Schlarmann
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June 7, 2017
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Man Who Helped His Father Steal From Cancer Kids Lectures Democrats on Morality
Eric Trump and his dad helped funnel cash donated to help kids with cancer to themselves, but Eric's lecturing Democrats about morality.
James Schlarmann
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June 7, 2017
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MIT Releases Trump Tweet Prediction Algorithm Ahead of Comey Testimony
Researchers at MIT have developed an algorithm they say has correctly predicted what President Trump will tweet during James Comey's upcoming testimony.
James Schlarmann
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June 6, 2017
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Priebus Warns Trump His Tweets Can Be Read By Supreme Court Justices Too
President Trump may not quite understand how Twitter works. Then again he's still figuring out how the toilet works.
James Schlarmann
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June 6, 2017
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Trump Says He Won’t Exercise Executive Privilege To ‘Smelting Without Dealting’
President Trump has many powers under his executive privilege, but he announced today he would not exercise them in one particular fashion.
James Schlarmann
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June 6, 2017
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders To Be Replaced With Dead Cat So Talking Points Can Be Read With More Emotion
When Sean Spicer is unavailable, Trump has used Sarah Huckabee Sanders. But now, word is he'll tap someone completely different...and dead.
James Schlarmann
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June 5, 2017
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